Description
Meet the patch that answers questions no one asked — a 3.5" PVC tribute to unsolicited opinions everywhere. This tactical owl is geared up like it’s about to breach your feelings: combat helmet strapped tight, NODs down, eyes glowing with pure judgment. Wise? Maybe. Patient? Absolutely not.
Wrapped around this feathered operator is the phrase:
“LOOKING FOR WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU”
— because sometimes silence isn’t an option, and subtlety is overrated.
Made from durable PVC because this patch, much like your tolerance for dumb commentary, refuses to wear out. Slap it on your plate carrier, range bag, or anywhere you want to politely (but aggressively) remind people to keep their thoughts to themselves.
Details:
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3.5" PVC patch
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Tactical owl in full combat kit (helmet + NODs = zero mercy)
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Imported PVC
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Hook backing (sticks better than unwanted opinions){loop not included}
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Perfect for professionals, degenerates, and anyone allergic to bullshit
Warning: May cause sudden silence, hurt feelings, or people realizing too late that—surprise—no one fucking asked them.